Are you going to start writing soon?
-Yes, I intend to. Why?
-They will kill you.
-It's OK. I will rezarette in Alaska.
-You will what in Alaska?
-Rezarette, rezarette, like you. I will rezarette!
-You mean resurrect! It's not rezarette.
-Please don't start now! It took me ten years to be able to say precipitation and another ten years to know that all it means is rain!